By Phone:

(Nine-One-Zero) 398-4877

By Email:

publisher@razorfantasy.com

---

What is this?
This is my own skewed perspective on the world of photographs. Part side-show carnival, part Dali-esque dream, part classical beauty and always looking for another edge to push.

Why should we shoot together?
Because I'm awesome. Stick around long enough and you'll find out why.

Will you shoot for free?
If you're asking then the answer is probably no, but ask anyway. Sometimes I work on fun pet projects and I usually already know who's working with me on it. Sometimes a random inspiration is what I need.

What about free food and beer?
I take bribes. Food and beer are two of the best. Supply some awesome BBQ and a 12-pack of PBR and now we're talkin'

You suck. Your methods suck. You're not a *real* photographer because I shot Megan Fox for the cover of GQ.
Congratulations. I don't care. Where's my PBR?

Fine, fine. How much do you charge?
My rates go like this:
2hrs = $175
4hrs = $300
Full Day = $900

The clock starts ticking from when I start snapping. I don't count the time it takes to set up or for you to get ready. During our time you can shoot whatever the hell you want as many times as you want it. Think of me like a high class (ish) photographic call girl.

Ok. So what do I get?
You ALWAYS get between 8 and 12 fully retouched fully presentable photos. I'm VERY picky and only give out the best of the best shots.

Sometimes if we have a good shoot you can get much more than that, depends on the shoot. No matter what I give you everything that I consider awesome and nothing less.

If for any reason (bad hair day, crazy boyfriend/girlfriend, one of us catches on fire, the apocalypse causes pork to rain from the sky... whatever) if something happens and there's less than 5-8 usable pics from the shoot you get a FREE reshoot. That's fair.

Alright. What do you expect from me?
#1: Show up
#2: Don't be high/drunk/wasted. Do that after the shoot.
#3: Bring ID. Illegal immigrants and minors are some of my best friends, I just won't shoot them.
#4: Sign the release. Read it first and sign it. No release, no shoot.
#5: Be ready or get ready. I'm here to take awesome pictures and have a good time, I hope you are too, let's not interfere with that